1. What time did you get up this morning? Just in time to feed the cat. According to him, he was about to die of starvation! 2. How do you like your steak? I like to have my steak right before dessert, with a baked potato and French bread. 3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? That new Star Trek movie. If future Spock went through all the trouble to go back in time to make sure that Kirk became captain so that Earth would be saved, why didn't he just go back in time to an earlier point in order to save Vulcan? Why wasn't Uhuru featured more prominently in the film? And where was Yeoman Rand? 4. What is your favorite TV show? The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Rachel Maddow, Keith Olbermann, Robot Chicken, Drawn Together, Joan of Arcadia. 5. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? I'm not sure that I understand the question. If I could live anywhere in the world, the world would still be in the same place - wouldn't it? 6. What did you have for breakfast? Indigestion. 7. What is your favorite cuisine? Chocolate cake and ice cream! 8. What foods do you dislike? Any food that accompanies the phrase, "but it's good for you!" 9. Favorite Place to Eat? In bed, while watching TV. 10. Favorite dressing? Away from the window is usually best. 11. What kind of vehicle do you drive? A 1956 Rolls CanHardly. 12. What are your favorite clothes? The few remaining articles that still fit are my favorites. My clothes keep shrinking! It must be that whole "expansion of the universe" thing... 13. Where would you visit if you had the chance? Ancient Greece... And that new burger joint on Fourth Street. 14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full? Is this a trick question? The cup is metaphorical. If we are going to speak in metaphorical terms, then I would like to have a full plate of metaphorical cake and ice cream, please! 15. Where would you want to retire? I think that I shall retire to the drawing room. 16. Favorite time of day? Dessert time! 17. Where were you born? Ape City. (I wanted to be close to my mother.) 18. What is your favorite sport to watch? Women's Beach Volleyball. 19. Who do you think will not tag you back? Herbert Hoover. (He's dead, you know.) 20. Person you expect to tag you back first? Not Herbert Hoover, that's for sure! 21. Who are you most curious about their responses to this? If Herbert Hoover did post a response to this, it certainly would be curious! 22. Bird watcher? I might glance at some birds, but it's rude to stare. You really should respect their privacy, you know. 23. Are you a morning person or a night person? I'm a night person, except during the day. 24. Pets? I have a very inquisitive and energetic cat named Captain Nemo. I'm teaching him to make plastic explosives! 25. Any new and exciting news that you'd like to share? There is talk that Obama doesn't have a birth certificate - I may win the 2008 presidential election yet! 26. What did you want to be when you were little? Bigger. 27. What is your best childhood memory? Ultraman, Speed Racer, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Milton the Monster, Creature Features, and playing Twister with the girl across the street. (I always wanted Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots, darn it.) 28. Are you a cat or dog person? I like cats and rabbits. Some humans are tolerable. 29. Are you married? Alas, I have not yet met a woman that is stupid enough to marry me. 30. Always wear your seat belt? Only in the car. 31. Been in a car accident? Let's just say that it wasn't so much an accident as a mercy killing. 32. Any pet peeves? All browsers, and WYSIWYG editors. 33. Favorite pizza topping? Green peppers and onions. 34. Favorite Flower? Henbane, hemlock, wolfsbane, nettles, mistletoe, and lilies. Flower Power! 35. Favorite ice cream? Definitely chocolate! Although I have been known to stray into some of the more exotic flavors, like Rocky Road. 36. Favorite fast food restaurant? Chipolte! And McDonalds, because they have Happy Meals. (You get a free toy!) 37. How many times did you fail your driver's test? Test? You have to take a test? How come nobody ever tells me these things! 38. From whom did you get your last email? Tengrain, Blue Gal, my sister, and some guy from Nigeria. 39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? A bakery! 40. Do anything spontaneous lately? Just recently, after considerable planning and forethought, I almost did something very spontaneous. I wisely reconsidered this rash act, however. 41. Like your job? I am quite happy with my position as a time traveling, theocratic world leader from the future. The only problem is all of the paperwork. The Hasslein Curve Requisition forms are very difficult, and the Temporal Travel Vouchers are murder! 42. Broccoli? Only if it is swimming in lots of cheese. 43. What was your favorite vacation? I once visited an archaeological excavation in the Forbidden Zone with the eminent scientists Zira and Cornelius. That was quite nice. 44. Last person you went out to dinner with? The last person that I went out to dinner with should not have ordered the bacon wrapped shrimp. (It was a bit off.) 45. What are you listening to right now? An air conditioner. 46. What is your favorite color? Orange, of course! Although plaid and tweed are quite nice as well. 47. How many tattoos do you have? None. It's kind of silly to get a tattoo when you are covered in fur. 48.How many are you tagging for this quiz? Take your stinking tags off of me, you damned dirty human! 49. What time did you finish this quiz? Two weeks from now. (Time is relative, you know.) 50. Coffee Drinker? Yes, please! with cream, no sugar. Are there any donuts left?