| grilled entrées | |
| Delicious Cat Food Flavor: | Captain Nemo's Expert Culinary Opinion: |
| Grilled Beef Feast In Gravy | No, thank you. |
| Grilled Chicken & Beef Feast In Gravy | Nope. |
| Grilled Chicken Feast In Gravy | I don't think so. |
| Grilled Liver & Chicken Feast In Gravy | Ack! It's great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts! |
| Grilled Ocean Whitefish & Tuna Feast | It smells like something died! |
| Grilled Salmon & Shrimp Feast In Gravy | Do I look like a cat that would eat something like this? |
| Grilled Salmon Feast In Gravy | Clearly we are not on the same wavelength, foodwise. |
| Grilled Seafood Feast In Gravy | Wait... What? Are you kidding? |
| Grilled Tender Beef & Liver Feast | I don't like the texture. |
| Grilled Tuna Feast In Gravy | I think that it is laced with strychnine. |
| Grilled Turkey Feast In Gravy | Seriously? |
| sliced entrées | |
| Delicious Cat Food Flavor: | Captain Nemo's Expert Culinary Opinion: |
| Sliced Beef & Giblets Feast In Gravy | Oh, please no. |
| Sliced Beef Feast In Gravy | Not in this lifetime. |
| Sliced Chicken Feast In Gravy | Talk to the paw. |
| Sliced Chicken Hearts & Liver Feast | Are you trying to kill me? |
| Sliced Ocean Fish Feast In Gravy | This is terrible. |
| Sliced Salmon & Chicken Feast In Gravy | An abomination! |
| Sliced Turkey & Giblets Feast In Gravy | I don't think so. |
| Sliced Turkey Feast In Gravy | Don't you have anything else? |
| marinated entrées | |
| Delicious Cat Food Flavor: | Captain Nemo's Expert Culinary Opinion: |
| Marinated Morsels Beef Feast In Gravy | It looks kind of goopy. |
| Marinated Morsels Chicken Feast In Gravy | This looks even goopier! |
| Marinated Morsels Salmon Feast In Gravy | Goopy is bad. |
| Marinated Morsels Tuna Feast In Gravy | You know how I feel about goopy. |
| Marinated Morsels Turkey Feast In Gravy | Goopy again? |
| minced entrées | |
| Delicious Cat Food Flavor: | Captain Nemo's Expert Culinary Opinion: |
| Minced Beef Feast In Sauce | Not really what I want. |
| Minced Turkey Feast In Sauce | I'm not falling for this one. |
| gourmet entrées | |
| Delicious Cat Food Flavor: | Captain Nemo's Expert Culinary Opinion: |
| Chopped Grill Feast | Hmm... no. |
| Cod, Sole & Shrimp Feast | Not if you bribed me! |
| Gourmet Chicken Feast | What! Are you kidding? |
| Gourmet Salmon & Shrimp Feast | Ick! Seafood! |
| Gourmet Seafood Feast | I've had better hairballs! |
| Ocean Whitefish & Tuna Feast | Really? Really? |
| Savory Salmon Feast | I'm calling a lawyer! |
| Tender Beef & Chicken Feast | What we have here is a failure to communicate. |
| Tender Beef & Liver Feast | As if! |
| Tender Beef Feast | Clearly you have not researched this matter. |
| Tender Liver & Chicken Feast | I am growing faint with hunger, and you give me this? |
| Turkey & Giblets Feast | I think that I am going to throw up... |
| roasted entrées | |
| Delicious Cat Food Flavor: | Captain Nemo's Expert Culinary Opinion: |
| Roasted Beef Feast | I am afraid that I must turn up my nose at this. |
| Roasted Chicken Feast | This is an affront to my tender sensibilities. |
| Roasted Turkey Feast | I'm not sure... No, I don't think so. |
| flaked entrées | |
| Delicious Cat Food Flavor: | Captain Nemo's Expert Culinary Opinion: |
| Flaked Chicken & Tuna Feast | What! This is a joke, right? |
| Flaked Fish & Shrimp Feast | Can't eat this! I am going to waste away to nothing... |
| Flaked Ocean Fish Feast | It's murder! Murder, I tells ya! |
| Flaked Salmon & Ocean Whitefish Feast | Not bloody likely! |
| Flaked Trout Feast | This is not fit for a dog, even. |
| Flaked Tuna & Mackerel Feast | This is a trick, right? Where is the real food? |
| Flaked Tuna Feast | You hate me, don't you? |
| chunky entrées | |
| Delicious Cat Food Flavor: | Captain Nemo's Expert Culinary Opinion: |
| Chunky Chicken Feast | I don't do “Chunky.” |
| Chunky Chopped Grill Feast | No. Definitely no. |
| Chunky Turkey Feast | Oh, Woe is me... |