'Give me a hug, snookums.'
Lord Whorfin has even taken over the White House, with the help of his witless and comically evil political operatives, the Bush Twins. (Mouse over the image to see their true appearance.)


'To retaliate against Afghanistan on their crimes against the United States on 9/11, we must go to war with Iraq!'
With the help of the Bush Twins and his army of neocon Lectroids, Lord Whorfin is able to destroy democracy and misdirect the resources of the Unted States into a foolish, unnecessary war. (Mouse over the image to see their true appearance.)


'Oh, George, the surge is working!'
Because their true nature and alien appearance have been disguised by the mainstream media, the Bush twins are able to get away with all manner of insidious crimes without detection from the American public. (Mouse over the image to see their true appearance.)


'Ha! Let 'em eat cake!'
Even as we speak, the Bush Twins and the neocon Lectroids are celebrating their apparent victory over the people of Earth... (Mouse over the image to see their true appearance.)