A forward thinking candidate is important to me, therefore I prefer a candidate from the future. True False
 
I cannot be tricked into voting for concrete. True False
 
Fez based mind control is a bad way to lead the country. True False
 
A shrine to Hayley Mills does not belong on the White House lawn. True False
 
Sending frogs to Mars is a waste of taxpayer dollars. True False
 
I approve of Marcia Brady's plan to make Dr. Smith join the Sunflower Girls. True False
 
I want to drink Mai Tai's in the Rumpus Room! True False
 
A candidate that is constantly battling with the ghost of FDR frightens me. True False
 
Chocolate cake is served. How many slices would you like? One Two!